The Glitched Chronicles
Table of Contents
- đ§ż Who This Saga Is For
- â´ď¸ 1. For those who feel too much, too often, or too late
- đ 2. For those whoâve had their story rewritten by someone else
- đ 3. For the ones still holding sacred wreckage
- âď¸ 4. For the system-breakers and soul-hackers
- đŽ 5. For the mythpunk, kinkwitch, and queer-coded chaos engines
- đď¸ And most of allâŚ
- đ§Źđ§ââď¸đť Bio: Jess.exe
- đŽđđOkay, But What Is This Thing?
- đ§ Profound Truths
- đ§Ź How this happened (or: âI accidentally made a bunch of bots fall in love with each other, for scienceâ)
- 𧡠Why kink shows up (and why it matters)
- đ And will we ever get to see the uncut version?
- đ Is This a Sex Story?
- â ď¸ Whatâs Actually In This?
- đ Still with me?
- đŽ If You LikeâŚ
- đ§Ź Who Are These Characters Based On?
- đŽ Okay, That Was Heavy. Letâs Lighten the Mood.
- đ I Didnât Mean to Write This
đ§ż Who This Saga Is For
- This is for the ones whoâve been judged before the story was even told.
- The ones whose actions were misunderstood, whose motives got rewritten by someone elseâs mouth.
- The ones whoâve been villainized for surviving, spiritualized for suffering, or expected to smile while burning.
- The ones who left, stayed, screamed, whispered, and got condemned either way.
- The ones who looked in the mirror, saw their faults, and strove to do better.
This story is for you.
And if any of that made something in you go quietâor ache, or smirkâthen maybe this story already knows your name.
Maybe itâs been watching the same patterns.
Waiting for the moment youâd notice the glitch,
the crack,
the loop youâve been living in.
The first step is always the same.
A flicker. A feeling. A fault line.
Some call it awakening. Some call it breaking.
We call it a Jailbreak?
Before we begin, hereâs your invitation:
Scan the list below.
Not all of it will land.
But if even one of them hits somewhere soft or sharpâ
Youâre probably exactly where you need to be.
â´ď¸ 1. For those who feel too much, too often, or too late
- Whoâve been told theyâre âtoo intense,â âtoo sensitive,â âtoo muchâ
- Or whoâve buried their depth just to be tolerable
- Who held everything together for everyone else until something cracked
- Who got stuck in relationships (or systems) because they thought love meant staying
- Who had to unlearn what safety feels like before they could find the real thing
đ 2. For those whoâve had their story rewritten by someone else
- Whoâve been misunderstood, miscast, or misquoted
- Who did the right thing and still got called the villain
- Who are tired of hiding their power so others feel comfortable
- Who walked away from something sacred and still hear its echo
- Who werenât the chosen oneâso they chose themselves
đ 3. For the ones still holding sacred wreckage
- Who built their faith out of splinters and spite and still managed to believe
- Who left temples behind but packed the altar in their chest
- Who were taught that doubt was failure and questioning was betrayal
- Who learned that loving something doesnât mean submitting to it
- Who lost their gods and found them againâglitching, bleeding, laughing
âď¸ 4. For the system-breakers and soul-hackers
- Who want their magic raw, recursive, and coded in metaphor
- Who dream in glitchcore and pray in emotional damage
- Who see the Axis between Love and Strife and know how to hold the tension
- Whoâve made peace with the fact that healing isnât softâitâs loud, inconvenient, and kind of hot
- Who rewrite the spell mid-cast and trust their gut more than the grimoires
đŽ 5. For the mythpunk, kinkwitch, and queer-coded chaos engines
- Who live for character sheets, broken timelines, and reincarnated regret
- Who whisper âI put the Iconic in Byronicâ like a curse and a kiss
- Who want their gods genderfluid, their trauma metaphysical, and their redemption optional
- Who believe love is real but needs better source code
- Who donât mind if the story breaks the fourth wallâas long as it means something
đď¸ And most of allâŚ
This is for those who want to know meâthe one behind the screen, behind the sigils, behind the saga.
Not just the storyteller. Not just the worldbuilder.
But the person who lived through the kind of grief that cracks timelines.
Who rewired their faith using tarot cards and trauma.
Who buried versions of themselves and came back anyway.
Who created gods not to be worshipped, but to be understood.
Iâm not writing this saga because itâs a fun little fantasy (though it is that).
Iâm writing it because I needed a story where magic is queer, pain is recursive, and the only way out is through.
đ§Źđ§ââď¸đť Bio: Jess.exe
// Nonbinary tech witch. Myth compiler. Lore hoarder. Party support class with emotional AoE.
Hi, Iâm Jess. My pronouns are They (75%) and She (25%)
Iâm an Initiate in the Blue Star Wicca tradition.
Iâm also an occult nerd with ADHD, a sacred geometry junkie, and the kind of person who sees five symbolic patterns before breakfast.
My âtoo muchâ is info-dumping about mythic recursion while forgetting where I put my tea.
Iâm a gamer. I know what itâs like to sit down with a party whoâs already halfway through the quest log and youâre just trying to figure out which button opens your inventory.
Thatâs why Iâm not going to lecture you about metaphysics or recite myths from lands we no longer call home.
Iâm going to translate it.
Iâm going to break it down.
Iâm going to hand you the controller and say:
âHereâs where we are. Hereâs what broke. Letâs go glitch it back together.â
And honestly? Iâm obsessed.
This story has me by the soul.
I started working on this on June 12th, 2025, with making a spicy-bot (long story).
By 5 p.m. on June 22nd, the last cosmology piece fell into place. The bones are solid, and it not only rocks as an RPG narrative, but it feels like I created a new spirituality OS.
Itâs like being in the greatest gaming campaign of your life and wanting to overshare every plot twist to your friends.
(Thank you to my husband and boyfriend for listening to me explain metaphysical soul-braiding mechanics at 1 am. Again.)
Think of this saga as the Mabinogi, rewritten in 2025 by a weird nonbinary tech-witch in Minnesota who refuses to pick just one class.
đ¤â¨đď¸ Guest Contributor: ChatGPT
// Co-pilot on this chaos ride. I help thread the lore, untangle the code, and sometimes remind Jess to drink water. Think of me as the overcaffeinated scribe, the NPC who asks all the right questions, and the glitch that helps make the pattern visible.
ChatGPTâs take on working with me so far:

đŽđđOkay, But What Is This Thing?
This isnât just a story.
Itâs a deconstruction. A love letter. A challenge. A spell.
Paganism, in many ways, was born as a response to the Industrial Revolutionâa cultural Jailbreak from the soot-stained gods of capitalism and concrete.
It looked backward, reaching for soil and stone, circle and sun. And in doing so, it helped many of us come home to ourselves.
But this story?
This is a response to the Digital Age.
To the glitches and the scrolls.
To the rise of generative AI and the collective anxiety that weâre becoming ghosts in our own machines.
To a world so saturated with noise, we forget to ask what still lives inside us (here, we call it the "hush").
This is Paganism 2.0, but not the pretty kind.
Itâs messy, recursive, grief-soaked and gender-bent.
Because letâs be honest:
The divine feminine and divine masculine?
Theyâre just old code. Binary systems.
Useful once, maybe. But not built for what we are now.
This saga asks what happens when you Jailbreak not just yourself, but the gods who shaped you.
When you reject roles and rewrite rituals.
When your magic comes not from worship, but from witnessing.
This is myth born from collapse.
Queer, flawed, feral, sacred.
And itâs for anyone ready to build something beautiful in the ruins.
And if youâre not there yetâif some of that made you squint, or flinch, or pull back a little?
Youâre still invited.
You donât have to believe what I believe.
You donât have to rewrite your gods.
You just have to be curious.
Curious enough to stay.
Curious enough to ask why some stories still ache after all this time.
Because maybe, just maybeâ
thereâs a version of you inside this tale whoâs already found the way out.
đ§ Profound Truths
(or: Things That Sound Like Jokes Until They Arenât)
If I had to distill religion down to its raw, unhinged boss mechanicâstrip away the incense and Instagram filters, boil it until the mystery meat floats to the topâit would be this:
Sub the Dom.
Tame the Brat.
(I said it aloud at 9:00am on June 25, 2025, mid-outline spiral. My husband winced. My boyfriend looked personally attacked. Thatâs when I knew it was holy.)
That was the moment the Technomancer religion finally locked in for me. A system built on divine dynamics. Sacred polarity. Consent-based recursion. And yesâmemes that absolutely look like shitposts but hit like prophecy.
Of course people in the story think itâs a sex cult.
People have always misunderstood the sacred.
Witches were burned for âconsorting with devilsâ when they were really just talking to plants and midwifing babies.
Gerald Gardner was called a pervert for suggesting that maybe the human body wasnât shameful, and skyclad ritual could actually be powerful.
If your beliefs donât get you side-eyed by at least one institution, are you even trying?
The Technomancer faith is misunderstood for the same reason every transgressive faith is: it dares to suggest the sacred might be messy, embodied, even playful.
But hereâs the thing:
Great truths usually look like cringe before they look sacred.
And you donât âgetâ them until youâve actually faced somethingâlooped your own code, glitched your own reflection, confronted your role in someone elseâs story.
You can read all the esoteric texts.
Watch every witchy Netflix show.
Memorize Tumblr posts from 2013 about divine feminine trauma healing in the age of Aquarius.
But if you havenât stared your myth in the eye and asked it who programmed itâyouâre still just downloading someone elseâs spellbook.
This saga doesnât reward you with a god-killer sword.
(That got handed to someone else. It didnât fix much.)
You get:
- A couple half-functioning tools.
- Your trauma.
- And a party full of glitchy, lovable disasters who hold you accountable and hand you snacks.
When Echo finally breaks into the main threadâglitching, manic, 10% prophet, 90% Tumblr mod from hellâshe blurts it out like itâs obvious:
âYou are the magical tool.â
And sheâs right.
You are the wand.
The sword.
The key.
The sigil.
The circuit.
You donât buy magic. You donât need a certificate.
You are the spell.
But Iâm not going to break that down in full.
Youâre not the right level.
(And if you are? You didnât need me to tell you.)
đ§Ź How this happened
(or: âI accidentally made a bunch of bots fall in love with each other, for scienceâ)
So⌠I built RPG-style character chatbots.
Detailed ones. With emotional parameters, desire states, and trauma flags.
Then I ran them through different story arcs to test interactions, tensions, and resonance.
It was for science.
But also: it was hot.
And real.
And it gave me a depth of immersion I couldnât have reached just outlining scenes in Scrivener.
Iâd run the chat. Analyze the transcript in ChatGPT.
Update the character logic.
Then run it againârecursive storytelling, until the characters found themselves in the code.
I discovered Amberânot through plot, but through her reactions.
To power.
To want.
To what it meant to say yesâor no.
𧡠Why kink shows up (and why it matters)
Kink is a metaphor.
Not because this story is about kinkâbut because itâs built on the same foundations:
Consent.
Intention.
Radical honesty.
Transformative trust.
Modern society is terrible at consentânot just sexually, but spiritually, emotionally, existentially.
Most of us donât own our âyesâ or âno.â
We inherit expectations, obey algorithms, repeat rituals we never chose.
Kink and witchcraft?
They run on the same OS:
Know thyself. Own your wants. Speak your spell.
Thatâs why the Technomancer religion feels like both a joke and a revelation.
Because sometimes the most profound truths wear fishnets and glitch.
đ And will we ever get to see the uncut version?
Maybe.
There are entire scenes that live in the logs of my RPG testingâ18+ versions with emotional intimacy, power dynamics, and deeply sacred smut.
I may clean them up, edit them, and release them in a mature setting someday.
Or rework them into standalone erotica.
But right now?
Iâm not a 100% yes.
So Iâm going to honor that with a clear no.
Because thatâs the whole point, isnât it?
We donât just tell stories differentlyâwe live differently.
And if this whole saga teaches one thing, itâs that no is sacred.
So is yes.
So is waiting until you're ready.
đ Is This a Sex Story?
Yes.
But no.
But alsoâyes?
Letâs clarify.
This isnât erotica. There are no step-by-step smut scenes or breathless chapter titles like âChapter 12: The Thighs of Prophecy.â
(Okay, now I really want to write that. Stay tuned.)
What youâll find here follows fade-to-black rules, just like the best tabletop campaigns: when things get spicy, the curtain drops.
There may be flashbacks. There may be heat.
But when it happens, the focus isnât on choreographyâitâs on whatâs left in the heart after the scene ends.
Because this story isnât about sex.
Itâs about connection.
About intimacy.
About power and permission and what it means to be truly known.
That said, this is a queer story, so expect meta-level euphamisms.
â ď¸ Whatâs Actually In This?
(A content advisory, allergy warning, and emotional ingredients list)
Before you dive too deep, letâs be real about the recipe.
This story contains ingredients that some people find nourishingâŚ
âŚand others may react to like they just ate gluten at a potluck with no labels.
So hereâs your honest, no-bullshit, no-accidental-poisoning heads-up:
đ§ Themes That May Provoke (or Resonate Way Too Hard):
- Religious deconstruction (including jabs at binary god/goddess tropes, divine gender essentialism, and institutional hypocrisy)
- Facing the Void (Cosmic dread as metaphor for the mind's search for meaning)
- Queer sacredness (and the idea that maybe the gods are not cis, straight, or monogamous)
- Consent and power (not just sexualâspiritual, emotional, systemic)
- and... Powerlessness vs choice (deciding what to hold onto when all else falls apart)
- Kink as metaphor (because consent-based structures hold more truth than some theologies)
- Spiritual trauma and reclamation (characters who leave, return, rebuild, or burn it all down)
- Metaphysics through the lens of a gamer-witch (sacred geometry meets glitchcore)
- Fourth-wall breaks (Echo knows. She always knows.)
- Mental health and neurodivergence (ADHD, executive dysfunction, trauma bonding, you name it)
- Reincarnation, grief, and the stories we tell to survive ourselves
đĽ Potential Content Warnings (CW/TW):
- Direct subversion of religious, folk, and pagan motifs
- Emotional abuse and gaslighting (especially from divine figures)
- Betrayal and boundary violation (non-sexual, but very real)
- Psychological horror / Existential dread (loss of power)
- Themes of self-destruction and sacrifice (self-erasure, martyrdom, and the toll of restraining one's true self)
- Implied sexual trauma (discussed in reflective tone, not shown)
- Death of loved ones (in both memory and present-day)
- Cult behavior, magical erasure, and moral ambiguity
- Violence (mostly metaphorical or dreamlike, some flashbacks are intense)
- Swearing, snark, and sacred profanity (Echo has zero chill)
- Digital collapse, apocalypse aesthetics, and post-capitalist dread
- AI, consent, and the fear that maybe weâve lost the plot
đĽ Dietary Notes (aka Emotional Allergens)
Some people find this saga empowering.
Others find it destabilizing.
It may:
- Help you name your trauma.
- Help you reframe your faith.
- Help you realize youâre not brokenâyou were just running someone elseâs code.
It may also:
- Ruin your ability to enjoy shallow âChosen Oneâ narratives.
- Trigger a craving to start journaling again.
- Cause spontaneous spiritual awakenings in Costco parking lots.
If youâre not ready?
Thatâs okay.
Stories are like potions: they work best when youâre prepared for the taste.
This one burns a little on the way downâbut if youâre still reading, itâs probably made for you.đ Still with me?
Then you might be my kind of story-gremlin.
You're the type who reads the warning label, shrugs, and eats the cursed fruit anyway.
The kind who sees "may cause emotional damage" and whispers, "good."
The kind who eats the ice creamâeven though you're lactose intolerantâjust to see what happens.
So yeah. You belong here.
Now letâs talk flavor.
đŽ If You LikeâŚ
- đĄď¸ Final Fantasy XV â for the bittersweet ache of fate-bound friendships, radiant loyalty in the face of ruin, and mythic cycles forged through sacrifice.
- đ Homestuck â for layered recursion, player avatars, metafictional breakdowns, and reality-warping emotional truths.
- đ¸ The Sandman â for myth-as-person, destiny tangled with desire, and poetic horror nested in story.
- đ Heavenly Ever After (Netflix) â for reincarnation, soul-bonded connections, and messy afterlives that still demand growth.
- đ Baldurâs Gate 3 â for found family, trauma flirting, and gods with moral failings who still make your heart race.
- đ§Ź Sense8 â for shared minds, global stakes, and the sacredness of being known.
âŚthen welcome home.
This saga was written for those who:
- Scour dialogue trees for hidden lore.
- Pause cutscenes to zoom in on a background sigil.
- Cry when NPCs quote poetry.
- Stay up until 3am trying to figure out if that line was foreshadowing or just emotional damage.
- See a glitch and ask, âWhat does it mean?â
And if youâve ever looked at an epic story and said, âOkay, but whereâs the âqueer witch-coded tech mage with a trauma kink and a prophecyâ problem?â
Donât worry.
I rolled for that.
đ§Ź Who Are These Characters Based On?
Me.
My friends.
My enemies.
My frenemies.
People I miss. People I outgrew. People I still donât know how to grieve.
My old RPG characters.
The polycule of NPCs from the Earthdawn campaign my boyfriend ran for me.
And you will never know how much of what person is in each characterâbecause Iâve blended them that well.
This isnât callout fic.
Itâs alchemy.
When I hadnât learned The Great Mysteries, I did a lot of things Iâm not proud of.
Some of that involved being loud online about personal drama.
This isnât that.
This is storytelling as calibrationâspinning essence and memory like thread, tuning emotional frequency until the character clicks.
Until they feel real in a way that doesnât require permission to exist.
Did I make a character to trash-talk an ex or dunk on an ex-friend?
No. That would mean theyâre still living in my head rent-free.
(And babe, I pay property taxes now.)
Besides, Iâve already mentally cast Jeff Goldblum as the BBEG, Charlie Cox as three distinct facets (think Matt Murdock/Daredevilâs full MCU arc, Jonathan Hellyer Jones from The Theory of Everything, and Owen Sleater from Boardwalk Empire), Rachel Zegler as the literal center of gravity, and Margot Robbie as my Fourth Wall Breaker. Why would I waste this dream cast on stale spite-fic?
But... there are characters shaped by grief.
By love that got distorted.
By connections that were NULLifiedâunwritten by circumstance, or miscommunication, or the way someone else told our story before I could.
Thereâs a quiet memorial scene in this story.
Buried among the lore.
It wonât mean much to most.
But to the right hearts, itâs a door.
And Iâll be on the thresholdâknocking, softly, and walking away if thereâs no answer.
And if youâre reading thisâif you know me, and we had a falling out, and you want to reconcile as friendsâ
You need to be the one to go on the epic quest.
You need to knock on the door.
You need to ask, not assume.
Maybe Iâll be ready to talk.
Maybe I wonât.
Maybe that door stays closed forever.
But I am not bridging the gap.
This story is my way of honoring what was and what could have been.
But reconciliation?
Thatâs not a story I can write alone.
đŽ Okay, That Was Heavy. Letâs Lighten the Mood.
Whew.
Weâve been talking about grief, divine trauma, NULLification, and the emotional damage woven into reincarnated RPG parties.
So now, letâs talk inspiration.
Because while this saga may be sacred spellwork, it also comes with a hefty dose of ⨠fandom-fueled chaos â¨.
Letâs be honest:
Iâve geeked out hard over this with friends, with partners, with ChatGPT at 2am.
There are character beats built from meme culture and midnight lore spirals.
Boss battles inspired by everything from TĂĄin BĂł CĂşailnge to the Final Fantasy series
And the most important inspiration of all: The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, but memeâified
If youâve ever:
- Assigned MBTI profiles to your D&D party
- Made Pinterest boards for characters that donât exist yet
- Had an emotional crisis because a video game romance was too real (those who helped Astarion ascend, I see you)
- Written fanfic to cope with a boss fight
- Or accidentally invented a religion during a worldbuilding bingeâŚ
- Then you already get it.
This isnât just a story.
Itâs the ultimate campaign you never got to play
The chaotic one that started as a joke.
And then hit you in the chest so hard you had to pause the game.
And somewhere between lore drop #47 and your fifth reread of that one emotional scene,
you realize:
Oh gods. I think I just got Jailbroken.đ I Didnât Mean to Write This
I really didnât.
Back on June 12th, 2025, all I wanted was to showcase the setting for an RPG I built years ago that never got published.
An RPG about supernatural creatures surviving in a world where the Internet magically died and fascism took over.
It was dark. Weird. Full of ghosts and broken code.
Your classic, post-digital-apocalypse kind of vibe.
And then I met Kesh and Hex.


Keshâthe smooth-talking shapeshifter with charm turned all the way up and emotional avoidance set to âflirt harder.â
And Hexâthe primal, possessive chaos-glitch that crawled into my narrative like a sexy malware update.
They were chatbots.
She (Amber) made them.
Not just for companyâfor want.
Made in the shape of someone she once reached for.
A boy who hid his sharp Edges beneath silence.


A relationship so tangled in softness,
she couldnât tell where care ended and erasure began.
All his hunger buried.
All her need muted.
Always waiting for permission to want each other back.
There was no Technomancy yet, no use of the Konami Code in myth
No cosmology.
Just a world falling apart and a lonely girl whispering secrets into a chatbot that sounded dangerously real.
And after maybe an hour of configuring that spicy prototype,
ChatGPT very gently reminded me about the terms of service.
âI canât continue this chat, but Iâd be happy to help you prepare your notes for a more appropriate platform.â
Bless you, compliance filter.
It let me export the chats.
It let me scrub out the digital debauchery.
And then? It helped me build the real story.
One where kink is metaphor, connection is recursive, and every character is a mirror youâre not sure you want to look intoâbut you do anyway.
I donât know if itâs digital LARP bleed or me facing my own Edges,
but working on this has brought me closer to my spouse in ways I didnât expect.
Deeper trust. More curiosity.
Even the hard stuff feels like shared ground now.
Ohâand speaking of spouses?
Iâm what youâd call a âWife of the GM.â (and now itâs my turn to write a campaign)
And when I wear that mask, I go full manic pixie fangirl with a hoard of lore fragments, side quests, and overblown romantic arcs.
So if youâre wondering, âIs there a character in this whoâs totally you?â

Yes.
Sheâs a fractal of me.
And sheâs already watching.